It was so nice to see the efforts being made by the Scottish people to reach out to the forces of Liberal Democracy.
Let's just try to keep the cultural exchange flowing two ways, eh? So instead of playing the bagpipes, the Scottish delegation might consider taking drugs and chilling out as an alternative. Get on the Love Train, people of Scotland!
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