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Hotel Review: The Greenhouse Effect, Warmoesstraat 55, room 5 "Red Light"

Single room, with ensuite toilet and shower. €75.00 / night (2005 data). Cable TV. Done up in a romantic cheese style, white with red trim and accents. As a guest of the hotel you get friend prices in the bar and the coffeeshop downstairs.

The carpet has a lot of cigarette burns, sorry about that. Careful with the window blind, the screws are loose and you might just pull the thing right off the wall accidentally.

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