A once in a lifetime opportunity to get in at the ground level!

The Church needs YOU in these early formative times!

L. Ron Hubbard started small, and people probably laughed at Miscavige and thought he was a chump when he joined as a teen. Well I bet they aren't laughiung now, eh? Do you think Paul had it easy? It wasn't all plush and brandy when he started out either.

Before the beginning of great brilliance, there must be chaos. Before a brilliant person begins something great, they must look foolish in the crowd. - the I Ching

Once you have watched this training video, then what? What should you do now? Well, if I were you, I'd get back to the main Church page to check out the other training videos and Church texts.

And if, after that, life still seems empty, maybe that's God's way of telling you to send me money.

The Church of Good News for Liberal Democracy is an equal opportunity employer.

And, if you need to contact the leader personally, know that he is always here and waiting for you, friend.


My name is Thomas Edward Topham, and I am the charismatic leader of this movement. Now hiring.
Check out the freak power cult leader resume / CV of Thomas Edward Topham here.