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To parents, from Gimpling Labs

Dear parent,

We are sorry you have found yourself in such dire circumstances that you are now considering selling a child. Be aware that, as a newly formed company, Gimpling Labs has played no role whatsoever in bringing you to the place you are now.

But if you do decide to sell your child, we hope you'll consider selling to Gimpling Labs.

When you sell to us, you can rest assured that your beloved son or daughter will live a happy and productive life. After being given the most thorough medical attention and an intensive education at our European headquarters, your child will then be relocated to Europe, America, or another wealthy nation. Your child will live in an expensive home, in luxurious surroundings, performing enjoyable tasks for his or her patron.

Many slave traders will sell your child on to the highest bidder, and your child might be used in ways that could be psychologically damaging later in life. We guarantee that this will not be the case when you sell to Gimpling Labs. Your child will be safe and happy in our hands.

Please read the messgaes below from other parents who have been in your shoes, and when you are ready, contact us.

Hope to hear from you soon,

The Gimpling Labs Procurement Team

To parents, from parents

It was hard giving Mariam up, but since that day our family's life has made a turn for the better. We were able to pay off our debts and I could afford to feed my other five children through the next dry season. There was even enough money left over for a week of drinking and whoring in Asmara. Now I can see that it was the right decision to make.

-Isaias, Eritrea

I remember how long we took deciding about little Nol, and when I look back on it now it just seems so silly. I've already forgotten what she looks like, and with our new Honda motorcycle we are the talk of the village. After the next harvest we're planning to trade Bua for a color television. Thank you for your help, Gimpling Labs, you've changed our lives!

-Yap, Laos

To suppliers and traffickers

Gimpling Labs offers premium rates for healthy humans of any sex, race, or age. Look at our attractive terms and compare your options for yourself - we know we'll be doing business with you soon.

• We pay now, you sell later: we pay you cash today simply for setting up potential future sales. Our database is in constant need of new blood, so get out there and let us know what's available in your area.
• Frequent sellers have the opportunity to join us as comissioned purchase agents - why settle for a flat fee when you can earn as much as 30% of our retail price for yourself?
• Our terms are always cash. No 30 day billing, no waiting for your money, no inquisitive banks to deal with.
• Our terms are always FOB, capital city of your country of origin. Why risk the dangers involved with international people smuggling when we're ready to arrange our own transport out of country?

There's just no way to argue, Gimpling Labs has the best terms you'll find anywhere in the industry. Contact us today, we're ready to do business with you!

Hope to hear from you soon,

The Gimpling Labs Procurement Team