...about the money

We are committed to building your custom Gimpling® to meet your sexual needs AND your budget.

At Gimpling Labs we are ready to make your dreams real, spare no expense. But for those of you on fixed budgets, we are also prepared to work through your spec carefully to create an estimate that will meet your sexual AND financial needs.

Once your spec has been finalized, the estimate we provide you is guaranteed - cost overruns are our problem, not yours.

When we spec out and estimate your personalized Gimpification® project, costs will be calculated in the following manner:

(human stock) + (nanite application) + (cosmetic surgery) + (conditioning) + (accessories) + (overhead) + (insurance) + (profit)
= TOTAL ESTIMATE

In order to give you a basic idea of potential costs when designing your own custom spec, please read on.

Human Stock

The price of raw materials for your Gimpling® vary based on country of origin, age, sex, and caste or social class. The following table will give you a general idea of what to expect - figures are based on our database of past aquisitions.

Sample Prices based on Country of Origin and Age
NB: figures are provided for informational purposes only and do not constitute a commercial offer of sale from Gimpling Labs

Country of Origin	Child	Teen	Adult
Afghanistan Tajikistan Uzbekistan	€5000 - €8000	€5000 - €8000	€5000 - €15000
Iraq Palestine	€4500 - €8000	€5000 - €8000	€10000 and up
Albania Belarus Moldova Serbia	€10000 and up	€10000 and up	€10000 and up
Cambodia Laos Myanmar	€5000 - €8000 (male) €6000 and up (female)	€5500 - €8000 (male) €6000 and up (female)	€7000 and up
Bangladesh India Nepal Sri Lanka	€7500 - €10000 (male) €3500 - €6000 (female)	€7500 - €10000 (male) €4000 - €6000 (female)	€8000 - €12000 (male) €4000 - €8000 (female)
China	€8000 - €10000 (male) €4500 - €6000 (female)	€8000 - €10000 (male) €5000 - €6000 (female)	€8000 - €12000 (male) €5000 - €8000 (female)
Haiti	€2500 - €6000	€3000 - €6000	€4000 - €8000
Eritrea Ethiopia Somalia	€4500 - €8000	€5000 - €8000	€5000 - €8000
Côte d'Ivoire Sierra Leone	€3500 - €6000	€4000 - €6000	€4000 - €8000
Angola Mozambique Namibia Zimbabwe	€3500 - €8000	€5000 - €8000	€5000 - €8000
Dominican Republic Guatemala Honduras Nicaragua	€10000 - €15000	€10000 - €15000	€10000 and up

Human stock prices include preliminary medical screening, transport to Gimpling Labs, and all related incidental tariffs and bribes.

Nanite Treatment

Nanite treatment is a relatively fixed cost. Prices range from €18000 to €25000, and this includes the price of intensive care during the two month post-application induced coma.

Cosmetic Surgery

This cost can vary widely, based on your spec. Simple procedures such as wart or cyst removal, minor amputations, etc., can cost as little as €1000; major reconstructive surgery or complicated implantations can cost as much as €25000.

All cosmetic procedures are performed in-house at Gimpling Labs by certified professionals. If you wish, you may employ your personal plastic surgeon to conduct this phase of the procedure. Ask us for further details.

Conditioning

These costs tend to run from €6000 - €9000 per month. Basic behaviours can usually be programmed within a three month period. For clients with a more bizarre behavioural spec, training can take as long as six months.

Should any behaviours fail to be completely learned during the initial training period, subsequent retraining sessions are performed at no cost to you until we meet your behavioural spec and you are 100% satisfied with your Gimpling®.

Accessories

Please see our accessories page for details and prices.

Overhead, Insurance, Profit

Our fixed overhead charge is 10% of pre-overhead budget total.

We insure each Gimpification® project with Lloyd's of London, at a cost of €10, 000 + 8% of pre-insurance budget total, and include these costs in our budget with no mark-up to you. Insurance allows both you and us peace of mind in knowing that catastrophic failure at the nanite application or conditioning stages of your Gimpification® project can be rectified by reselection of new human raw material without worrying about massive cost overruns.

Finally, a fixed profit allowance of 10% of pre-profit budget total is added, yielding our guaranteed cost estimate to you.

Financing is available!

No credit? No problem! Let our financial advisors work out a line of credit and payment schedule that's right for you. Contact us today for a free consultation.