...from the desk of our CEO

"Nanotechnology will empower the people of the 21st century in ways we can't even imagine today."

Hey,

I can't begin to describe how pleased I am to be speaking to you from this office today. It seems like only yesterday I was starting my engineering degree, dreaming of the potential profitability of commercial nanotechnology patents. I always knew there would be money to be made with nanotech in the industrial and agricultural sectors, but who could have guessed, even two years ago, that there would be such a lucrative category killer like the Gimpling® ready for the mass consumer market as early as 2006?

Like, hello? Think about it - as unit prices drop, the Gimpling® and related Gimpling Labs products are going to put the rest of the sex industry out of business. Myself and the other major shareholders of Gimpling Labs (Nasdaq GPX) are getting crazy rich, really fast. I'm talking Bill Gates rich, here.

But it's not only about me and my money. It's about helping make the world a better place. Our Gimpling® products are bringing satisfaction and happiness to our clients every day. And hey, that's great.

And I'm not just talking out of my ass here - I'm a proud Gimpling® owner myself!

I hope my people will be doing business with you soon.

Sincerely,

Thomas E. Topham,
CEO and Head of Engineering,
Gimpling Labs Inc.

"The Gimpling® isn't a sex aid - it is a key tool for self-actualization."