for your Gimpling®

Your Gimpling® is a major investment, so why scrimp on maintenence? Our Gimpling Labs accessories are fully tested and reliable - use only approved accessories for a fully satisfying ownership experience.

Food

Gimpling Chow: 10kg bag €14.99

Your Gimpling® has a human digestive tract, just like you, so why not just feed it human food? Many owners do feed their Gimplings® whatever they're eating, and have experienced no problems. Because of their lack of higher brain function, though, some Gimplings® will overeat, or eat only one type of food - to the point of unpleasant weight gain or other more serious issues such as vitamin deficiency. Gimpling Chow is specially formulated to provide a balanced, nutritious diet, at a fraction of the cost you'd pay for Big Macs and pizza. Comes in "Chunky" and "Mini Chunks" serving styles.

Gimpling Special Diet: 10kg bag €19.99

For the owner that wants to pamper his Gimpling®, we offer Gimpling Special Diet. Made with more animal parts for an especially tasty eating experience. Additional micronutrients and essential oils help insure a more lustrous head of hair and smooth, well-toned skin. Recommended by our Gimpling Labs nutritionists especially for older Gimplings® and Gimplings® with sensitive stomachs.

Drugs

Morphine: 200ml bottle 5% sol'n €48.99

Why inject your Gimpling® with Morphine? Some owners simply enjoy interacting with their Gimpling® when it is completely zonked. Others find it interesting to develop an addiction in their Gimpling®, in holding the power over when they will allow the next fix. Another good reason to keep morphine on hand is in the event of serious injury to your Gimpling®, as a palliative. Kit includes syringe, 10 disposable needles, and eyedropper.

Ketamine: 150 ml €14.50

It's not just for ravers anymore! Ketamine was originally developed as a cat tranquilizer, and the pharmocological team at Gimpling Labs have found that it is also a suprisingly effective Gimpling® tranquilizer. Whether it's a lengthy plane or car ride, or you'd just like your Gimpling® to go night-night, Ketamine is the economical way to turn your Gimpling®'s lights out, fast.

Rophynol: 50 X 150mg tablets €34.50

You can have your Gimpling® any time you want, so what's with the inclusion of of the famous "date rape" drug in your kit bag? Although your Gimpling® is fully capable of walking around in public, there are times when it might get agitated - by traffic noise, stress, raised voices, etc. Planning ahead with a dose of Rophynol can make your Gimpling® more passive and compliant in situations such as these.

Uppers variety pack : 20 tablets €22.49

Despite the best training and conditioning, your Gimpling® may not always respond to your advances as enthusiastically as you'd want - especially when it is cold or tired. In situations such as these a benny or two can quickly make your Gimpling® more alert and attentive.

Cages

"Freedom" cage : €335.00

Dimensions are 220cm deep X 120cm wide X 120cm high. The "Freedom" model is ideal when space is an issue. Great for short car rides, punishment, crate training, etc. Not recommended for long-term occupancy. Note that the thin bars will not necessarily contain an aggravated or agressive Gimpling®.

"Freedom Supreme " cage : €1275.00

Dimensions are 250cm deep X 300cm wide X 200cm high. Sturdy cast aluminum construction, some simple assembly required. Originally designed for use in primate testing labs, the "Freedom Supreme" is sturdy and roomy enough to be your Gimpling®'s full time residence. Includes sliding grate for transfer of food and water.

Shock Collars

"Ouchie!" basic model: €159.99

Hours of fun keeping your Gimpling® on its toes! Teach your Gimpling® its boundaries quickly and effectively with the "Ouchie!" shock collar. Adjustable nylon strap comes in red, pink, and blue.

"Zapper" deluxe model: €195.00

Longer battery life and adjustable shock control make the "Zapper" one of our most popular items. Keep your Gimpling well-behaved and fashionable at the same time. The heavy duty black leather strap looks great all by itself, or with leather or rubber bondage gear.

Bondage Gear

Basic ball gag : €9.99

Adjustable black leather strap. Perfect for those occasions when you need your Gimpling® to just STFU.

Arm restraints : €75.99

Sure, your Gimpling® can be trained not to resist, but some owners prefer a little struggle.

We carry an extensive range of restraints, whips, leather, rubber, masks, hoods, etc. Ask your sales representative for a free catalogue!